🤣🤣🤣 Hysterical.

I write on Medium and use Google as a source every day. I have submitted my resume, but please note, I have not updated it in over 5 years. Maybe I shouldn't use my resume because most of it is based on my Accounting career in corporate America. Perhaps there is an opening in the Accounting department. I would appreciate if you could pass my resume on to someone in that department. I think I would be a great candidate for one of their open positions. Thank you for your consideration and I look forward to hearing from you.

Great stuff Sean.